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Rhymes in the wild
“A Little Priest”
Stephen Sondheim · Sweeney Todd · 1979
The most delicious rhyming in musical theatre?
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Seven words.
Same last four letters.
Zero rhymes.
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cake pop
\ ˈkāk-ˌpäp \
noun
A bite-size ball of cake and frosting on a stick, dipped in a candy coating.
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Rhymes in the wild
“A Little Priest”
Stephen Sondheim · Sweeney Todd · 1979
The most delicious rhyming in musical theatre?
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MRS. LOVETT
It’s priest
Have a little priest
SWEENEY TODD
Is it really good?
MRS. LOVETT
Sir, it’s too good, at least
Then again, they don’t
commit sins of the flesh
So it’s pretty fresh
Written by Stephen Sondheim
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Why it works
The rhyme engine: profession-and-pie puns, by the bucket. Every trade becomes a filling, and every filling lands on a rhyme.
Why it’s beloved: ask songwriters about intricate rhyme and they nominate the whole song. The rhymes aren’t ornaments. They’re the dramatic game of the scene.
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Want to play along?
Priest has more than 40 perfect rhymes: feast, beast, at least, Far East…
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For the record, the hamster is a vegetarian.
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Rhymes in the wild
“Lose Yourself”
Eminem, Jeff Bass and Luis Resto · 8 Mile · 2002
The rap song that won an Oscar. Listen to how it rhymes.
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Myth or fact?
“Only five words in English have no perfect rhyme: orange, silver, month, pint and ninth.”
Well?
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Myth or fact?
“Marry, merry and Mary all sound the same.”
Well?
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cold brew
\ ˈkōld-ˈbrü \
noun
Coffee steeped in cold water for hours. Smoother, stronger and somehow pricier.
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Rhymes in the wild
“50 Ways to Leave Your Lover”
Paul Simon · 1975
The chorus started as a rhyming game with a three-year-old.
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cuff·ing sea·son
\ ˈkə-fiŋ-ˌsē-zᵊn \
noun
The chilly months when single people suddenly want someone to hunker down with.
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Rhymes in the wild
“Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off”
George and Ira Gershwin · 1937
Shall We Dance
A song where the rhymes only work if two people disagree.
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Myth or fact?
“Social rhymes with antisocial.”
Well?
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