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chi·li crisp
\ ˈchi-lē-ˌkrisp \
noun
A crunchy, spicy oil loaded with fried chilies, garlic and shallots.
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“Don’t Stand So Close to Me”
The Police · 1980
Written by Sting
One of the most argued-over rhymes in rock has a Russian novelist in it.
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Myth or fact?
“Using a rhyming dictionary is cheating.”
Well?
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\ ˈchi-lē-ˌkrisp \
noun
A crunchy, spicy oil loaded with fried chilies, garlic and shallots.
So what rhymes with it?
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Perfect rhymes
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Thunday brunch…
Thpicy, thizzling, thuper-crunchy chili crithp.
Totally worth the lithp.
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About that third one
A will-o’-the-wisp is a ghostly light that floats over a swamp at night.
Good luck getting it into a line about lunch.
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yacht rock
\ ˈyät-ˌräk \
noun
Smooth, breezy soft rock of the late ’70s and early ’80s. Best enjoyed on a boat you don’t own.
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“A Little Priest”
Stephen Sondheim · Sweeney Todd · 1979
The most delicious rhyming in musical theatre?
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Pop quiz
Seven words.
Same last four letters.
Zero rhymes.
Do you know?
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cake pop
\ ˈkāk-ˌpäp \
noun
A bite-size ball of cake and frosting on a stick, dipped in a candy coating.
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“Lose Yourself”
Eminem, Jeff Bass and Luis Resto · 8 Mile · 2002
The rap song that won an Oscar. Listen to how it rhymes.
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Myth or fact?
“Only five words in English have no perfect rhyme: orange, silver, month, pint and ninth.”
Well?
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Myth or fact?
“Marry, merry and Mary all sound the same.”
Well?
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cold brew
\ ˈkōld-ˈbrü \
noun
Coffee steeped in cold water for hours. Smoother, stronger and somehow pricier.
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“50 Ways to Leave Your Lover”
Paul Simon · 1975
The chorus started as a rhyming game with a three-year-old.
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cuff·ing sea·son
\ ˈkə-fiŋ-ˌsē-zᵊn \
noun
The chilly months when single people suddenly want someone to hunker down with.
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“Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off”
George and Ira Gershwin · 1937
Shall We Dance
A song where the rhymes only work if two people disagree.
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Myth or fact?
“Social rhymes with antisocial.”
Well?
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