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Myth or fact?
“In musical theatre, only perfect rhymes are allowed.”
Well?
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chi·li crisp
\ ˈchi-lē-ˌkrisp \
noun
A crunchy, spicy oil loaded with fried chilies, garlic and shallots.
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Rhymes in the wild
“Don’t Stand So Close to Me”
The Police · 1980
Written by Sting
One of the most argued-over rhymes in rock has a Russian novelist in it.
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RhymeHamster
Myth or fact?
“In musical theatre, only perfect rhymes are allowed.”
Well?
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Myth
Nobody’s checking your rhymes at the stage door.
But many theatre writers prefer them. For a reason.
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Why theatre leans perfect
The audience hears each lyric once.
No rewind. No lyric sheet.
A perfect rhyme tells the ear exactly which word just landed. The story lands. The laugh lands.
Nobody is left thinking, “Wait, what was that word?”
On stage, clarity is the job.
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So when is a slant rhyme fair?
When the song runs on vibe. Pop does. So do the theatre scores that chase that sound.
Those songs are built for the car and the headphones, on repeat. You’re listening for the feeling, not the words.
Miss a word? You’ll catch it on play twelve.
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For the record, hamster has no perfect rhyme. He’s made his peace with it.
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Myth or fact?
“Using a rhyming dictionary is cheating.”
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yacht rock
\ ˈyät-ˌräk \
noun
Smooth, breezy soft rock of the late ’70s and early ’80s. Best enjoyed on a boat you don’t own.
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Rhymes in the wild
“A Little Priest”
Stephen Sondheim · Sweeney Todd · 1979
The most delicious rhyming in musical theatre?
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Pop quiz
Seven words.
Same last four letters.
Zero rhymes.
Do you know?
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cake pop
\ ˈkāk-ˌpäp \
noun
A bite-size ball of cake and frosting on a stick, dipped in a candy coating.
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Rhymes in the wild
“Lose Yourself”
Eminem, Jeff Bass and Luis Resto · 8 Mile · 2002
The rap song that won an Oscar. Listen to how it rhymes.
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Myth or fact?
“Only five words in English have no perfect rhyme: orange, silver, month, pint and ninth.”
Well?
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Myth or fact?
“Marry, merry and Mary all sound the same.”
Well?
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cold brew
\ ˈkōld-ˈbrü \
noun
Coffee steeped in cold water for hours. Smoother, stronger and somehow pricier.
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Rhymes in the wild
“50 Ways to Leave Your Lover”
Paul Simon · 1975
The chorus started as a rhyming game with a three-year-old.
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cuff·ing sea·son
\ ˈkə-fiŋ-ˌsē-zᵊn \
noun
The chilly months when single people suddenly want someone to hunker down with.
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Rhymes in the wild
“Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off”
George and Ira Gershwin · 1937
Shall We Dance
A song where the rhymes only work if two people disagree.
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Myth or fact?
“Social rhymes with antisocial.”
Well?
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